yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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