Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My life is pants optional.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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