I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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