Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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