It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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