So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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