I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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