But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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