i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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