You smell like a Billy Joel song
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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