On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Dear god my vagina.
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