hell yes lets make some ravioli
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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