I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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