I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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