That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The feeling are messing with the penis
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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