You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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