I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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