Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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