It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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