Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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