u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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