no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
