Are we in a gay sports bar?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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