I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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