i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex in a hospital.. check
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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