I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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