I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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