We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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