Dual....:-)
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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