yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
only if we run a train.
done.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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