ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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