I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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