At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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