I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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