I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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