Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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