I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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