This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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