I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I forget how to act sober
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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