my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
