i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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