i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
His hands were made for my vagina.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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