also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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