For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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