I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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