So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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