@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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