The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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