I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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