anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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