So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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