So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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