Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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