I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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